420 out of 10 this is the best flash I've watched on newgrounds today. Very fresh selection of memes, friend. My only critique is that the skellingtons were way too fucking spooky are you trying to give me a fucking heart attack holy shit dude at least put in some fucking warnings (not that I'd read them anyways TL;DR LMAO). Very good choice in Doritos (I prefer cool ranch but your selection was still fine). What is your club penguin account I'll add you and we'll 1v1 (ill go easy on you don't worry). The music was perfect, what was the name of the songs you used? Please send the song source to my email address (im sure you've got it). Thanks for creating this great animation I will masturbate to it (am I allowed to say that in the reviews? please dont ban me tom). Actually I take that back equestria girls are fucking dumb dude what were you thinking? Please do a flash with ponies only and none of that fucking anthromorphic bullshit. Also please tone down the skellingtons next time dude I'm trying to fap not have fucking nightmares. I can only give you 5 stars but if you link me to your runescape account I'll upboat your character and maybe even invite you to my next drop party. Alright thanks, very good flash. I look forward to more.
Thanx m80 4 da review.
Teh musiq was Spooky Scary Skeleton remix by The Living Tombstones, another song is actually Holdin' On (Skrillex and Nero Remix) by I See MONSTAS (it was miscredited in the flash but I wrote that in the description).
About runescape, well, I don't play RS but AoiShinigami here (who also worked on this) haz an account in Oldschool Runescape so you can PM and then 69v420 him if you're interested.
*grabs pen and paper*
Also, HOLY FUCKING SHIT IT'S MOTHER*bleep*ING MITTSIES ImUrNumber1337Fan *throws away anyone in my way to get the not mandatory but awesome-tastic autograph...*
I can't laugh at this, because the video contains nothing but the sad truth.
I'm willing to overlook the sub-par animation and juvenile since of anatomy and perspective, but the pacing is atrocious. Every scene is dragged out to an unbearable length and as a result any chance of humor or entertainment is lost entirely. Did the author make the scenes last 10 times as long as they needed to be because he wanted us to stare at Jade's disgustingly over-sized breasts?
Not even boobies could save this awful animation.
I feel like you could have picked a better abbreviation than "CP" considering you're on the internet.
Might sound quite dumb, but I've no idea what the alternate meaning of CP is. But it probably led to some confusion, and I will be sure to exclude it from future thumbnails.
Thanks for watching!
Hold down D, then click outside of the window. Let go of D, and the character will automatically move and you can go waste your time with something else instead!
I can't wait to order my Futa Dashie Dakimakura
Incredibly tight controls. Very well made.
The only downside is that using UP for jump was an extremely poor decision.
I seriously hate when platformers do that.
I literally could not decipher what the fuck they were saying at first.
Puppies on them? Them Dolls are backwards?
Next time try to ENUNCIATE and ARTICULATE each word.
The only joke here is at the viewer's expense.
Awful, as usual. Same bad voice clips. Mediocre animation. Same idiotic concept of rubbing the character in a specific pattern even despite the fact she is apparently against her will. No options to mute audio or music. No way of skipping these tedious "foreplay" scenes.
The puzzles were extraordinarily basic and were often needlessly cryptic in what the actual goal was (Such as #19) and unimaginative (it's an ancient pyramid yet more than half of the puzzles use dial-pads, switches, padlocks or other modern-day devices). Although you are permanently given various items like the candle and flashlight - you only use them once and never touch them again. Perhaps the target audience is ages 3+ and I'm being too critical.
Very one-dimensional game.
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